Adult Truths...

I got this in an email the other day from a friend of mine, Lauren Huseman. Although most of my blog is original work written by yours truly I cannot take credit for this. However, it's awesome and that's why I'm posting it:


ADULT TRUTHS
 
 
1. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize
 you're wrong.
 
2. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was
 younger.
 
3. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
 
4. How the heck are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
 
5. Was learning cursive really necessary?
 
6. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on # 5. I'm pretty sure
 I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
 
7. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the
 person died.
 
8. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
 
9. Bad decisions make good stories.
 
10. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work
 when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the
 rest of the day.
 
11. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't
 want to have to restart my collection...again.
 
12. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if
 I want to save any changes to my ten-page technical report that I swear I
 did not make any changes to.
 
13. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to
 answer when they call.
 
14. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or
 Saturday night more kisses begin with Miller Lite than Kay.
 
15. I wish Google Maps had an "Avoid Ghetto" routing option.
 
16. I have a hard time deciphering the fine line between boredom and hunger.
 
17. How many times is it appropriate to say "What?" before you just nod and
 smile because you still didn't hear or understand a word they said?

18. I love the sense of camaraderie when an entire line of cars team up to
 prevent a jerk from cutting in at the front. Stay strong, brothers and
 sisters!
 
19. Shirts get dirty. Underwear gets dirty. Pants? Pants never get dirty,
and you can wear them forever.
 
20. Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not
 know what time it is.
 
21. Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys
 in a pocket, finding their cell phone, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey -
 but I'd bet everyone can find and push the snooze button from 3 feet away,
 in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time, every time.
 
22. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and
 the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men
 to realize that their brain is also important.


Until Next Time...